Sunday, 5 June 2011

Sunday Funnies to Make You Smile.

 Thanks to my friend Valerie in Germany for the following funnies which made me laugh - no mean feat at this time on a Sunday! She also has some freebies available to  download, so please do visit her blog.



Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.



One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.



My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.



The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.



The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.



Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.



Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.



I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.



Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.



Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!



Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like..."You know, sometimes I forget to eat!" ......Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!



A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.



My body is not all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said "Body, how would you like to go to the six o'clock class of vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said "Listen bitch.....do it and die."



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.



I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

Hoping you all have a "perfect day" .

Hugs xx

8 comments:

Diane said...

Thanks Sue, needed a good laugh !!

hugs Diane xx

craftattack said...

Yeah! I've seen these somewhere before but I've forgotten where! Hugs, Valerie

Joanna said...

Ha ha!

Happy Sunday, Sue! It's pouring with rain here :o(

xxx

Hi I'm Maria... said...

HAHAHA brill sue (and val, lol)...

maria xx

Allison Cope said...

OMG Sue! LOVE 'em aLL!!!

DGgirl said...

Love them - esp on a Monday morning!!!!

Gillx

Myzdamena's World said...

lol thanks so much for these... they really made me laugh

xxxx

bad penny said...

Ha ! great fun