This Week's Funny

From Victoria on WeScrap - this had me giggling again!

SENIOR TEXTING CODES:


ATD -at the doctor.

BFF -best friend fell.

BTW -bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

FWIW -forgot where I was.

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA -got heartburn again.

IMHO -is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

OMMR -on my massage recliner.

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

TTYL -talk to you louder!



Hugs xx

What's Rocking My World Saturday

Late again - I ran out of Friday.

Some of these gratefuls are actually from last week  so it's a sort of 2 for 1 deal. :)

First has to be the magic of steroids - my right shoulder is (fingers crossed it lasts) pain free and has been since Tuesday. Unfortunately I've now been told that if the effects of this injection don't last for 3 - 4 months it's not worth doing again and I'm facing surgery.  Bit of a downer.

Next is BBC4 for buying and showing "Spiral". I watched the four remaining episodes last week - four days in a row at lunchtime.  Great storyline, good acting,some gruesome bits and justice almost triumphing in the end. Good stuff.

Then comes MTV. In the absence of anything decent to watch in the early evening I've resorted to MTV and the chart shows. I can craft or read whilst listening and half watching (with the occasional bit of "dancing" - I use the term loosely).

Friends are next - they have been as supportive as ever this week.  Today
Diane (a very talented cardmaker) gave me a lift to and from A Maze of Memories. It was a demo day with Lindsay Mason who designs stamps for Personal Impressions and is also Ranger accredited. We saw some gorgeous work, learnt some new techniques and also did the Make & Take - a lovely card. Pictures will follow when I've gone mad with the glitter - my card is destined for my great-niece's birthday.

DH David has been quietly supportive this week and has uncomplainingly put up with below par meals - Tuesday & Weds were not good days and the last thing I felt like was cooking. I really do need to go and do some grocery shopping today.

I am officially addicted to my Kindle - it's just too easy to click on a book and find it downloaded 30 secs later. No waiting for it to arrive, no finishing other books before starting a new one. I'm going to have to limit myself in future - although each book is relatively cheap, it still mounts up ..eek!!

I'm still very happy about Man Utd being champions and may actually enjoy watching a match (if we're on TV tomorrow) knowing that it doesn't really matter if we lose.
Next Saturday is Champions League final - I have a bottle of sparkling rose which will be nicely chilled by then. I shall imbibe during the second half whether we're winning or not. :)

I think that's it for this week.
Thanks for popping in.
Hugs xx

A Good Laugh for the Weekend!

A friend posted this on WeScrap and it's so funny I had to share.
She found it on the web...so many thanks to whoever originally posted it!

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men; he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women; she loved to browse.




One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart :




Dear Mrs. Fenton,


Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.




1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.




2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.





3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.





4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official sounding voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right way."





5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.





6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.





7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.





8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"





9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.





10. November 10: While carelessly handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.





11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.





12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.





13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"




14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"




And last, but not least ..





15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"





Regards,


Wal-Mart


Patti Barber, Office Supervisor IAccounting Unit, Behavioral Health Services

NSD Challenges

Thought I'd post the LOs I managed for the WeScrap Crop - I only managed another two but that's something..oh, and I also made two tags that fit one of the May Challenges too.

This first one is a colour challenge (and also the May Challenge for Scrap Club - I rotated the sketch :)).
Photos are from 1996 and DS's b'day trip to  Legoland.
I used the May "Fun House" kit (papers are by Echo Park), ribbons from stash and a bingo number from the old game I found at Dad's. Title by Me and My Big Ideas.

For the second LO we were challenged to use our favourite embellishments - buttons in my case.
The photo is of my Mum (note the "look" again!) and aunt c. 1933.

For this one I used the April "Whimsy" kit (papers and stickers by Girls Paperie).
The "j" is for their names - Mum was June and my Aunt is Jean.
Buttons are from the kit and  my Mum's old button box. There should be 4 blue ducks but one literally flew across the room when I was snapping the post off.
The Tatty Teddy is an old phone charm.

And finally the tags. The challenge was to use "tape" on your project.

 The tag on the left is made from packaging - corrugated card and the paper from some TH goodies. I used some of his tape down one side.
The other tag is made up of lots of bits and pieces on a Kraft tag. There are two different tapes as a border on the bottom - can't remember the make (poss. 7 Gypsies?) as I had to unpack them to store them.

Thanks for visiting.
Hugs xx

What's Rocking My World Saturday

Due to issues beyond my control (thanks Blogger! And why do I keep having to sign in, even to leave a comment on my own blog??!!!!) this is a day late.
I'm keeping it short and sweet:

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

'nuff said.

Shabby Chic

Saturday was National Scrapbooking Day and also the May Scrap Club.
This month the LO/technique was "Shabby Chic" - so lots of distressing and inking was called for.
We were told about this in advance so that we could bring along any trinkets/bits of jewellery we'd like to include on the page.
This is my LO:

A photo of my Mum in the late 1940's with a dog who may (or may not - my Aunt was a bit vague when asked) have been called Nell. Handmade scrunched flowers, a Prima alpha for the title and random pieces of my Mum's old jewellery - broken chains, two brooches (the bird and the blue roses) and a pendant watch.
When I finished it I realised it was just the thing for Bev's challenge on the WeScrap "Favourite Things" NSD Crop - the crop started on Saturday but we have all week to submit our projects - I'm hoping to do most of them if I can summon up the energy. Three hours sleep a night is just not enough!

Thanks for dropping by.
Hugs xx

And the winner is.....

I used my random mumber generator (aka David) and this is the result:

#3 Virginia!

Congrats Virginia - I'll pop the book in the post later this week.

And finally..here is the card that Virginia sent to me last week.
The failure to upload on Friday was totally my fault.
I found this out when I made the same mistake with the LO below.

This was my LO for the Scraplift Tag Challenge on WeScrap (part of the NSD Crop).
Photo is my SIL at Christmas 2006 and the papers are by My Mind's Eye, the
rub-ons are by Fancy Pants.

The LO is the fastest I have ever done - 30 minutes (my team lost btw. :() but it then took 10 mins to upload.
Found out why when the organiser of the tag said that she'd had to resize mine as it was 23mb!
In my haste, instead of resizing the pixels to 400 x 400 I'd resized the pic 400 x 400 %. Doh!!
All rectified now and you can see Virginia's stunning artwork.

Have great week everyone!
Hugs xx